How do people masturbate without porn?
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How do people masturbate without porn?
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why the fuck aren’t glue sticks square so you can get the corners
If somebody actually did anything with all the good ideas on tumblr they would be remembered as the one of the greatest inventors
You don’t have enough badges to hit me!
wowow
oh my god the shiteating grin is the best part
this has popped up on my dash too many times for me to not reblog it
also the above comment ^^^
Piixiv ID 35813255
Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
But it would be a bloody brilliant week
“You’re so naive.”
Grown Up Pink Lemonade
Ingredients & Measurements:
- 3 1/2 oz. Sweet & Sour Mix
- 3 oz. Club Soda
- 2 oz. Vodka
- 1/2 oz. Grenadine
Instructions:
In a shaker with ice - combine sweet & sour mix, vodka, and grenadine. Shake and pour over fresh ice. Top with club soda, slightly stirring.
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